Soft Kitty

Apparently, i'm delusional, but hilarious.

Jeff tells me that he came into the room in the middle of the night and I was awake but I wasn't AWAKE. Our conversation went like this (apparently!):

Jeff: babe, i don't feel good

Katie: Oh, no, what's wrong?

Jeff: i've been puking and stuff

Katie: Ah, man, im sorry!

Jeff: Will you sing soft kitty?

Katie: *rolls over and puts hand on jeff's tummy* 

soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, pur pur pur

( with a little world slur in there somewhere)

Jeff: You know what the best part about this is? You won't remember any of it when you wake up. *laughs at me*

*The next morning I don't remember a thing*

I'm so glad I am a dedicate Soft Kitty singer. Even in my sleep.