There's a bear in the yard!!!

We.... I..... have been running full sprint the last couple days getting the house cleaned, bags packed, and school finished. 

T-minus 23 hours and 55 minutes until wheels up off the tarmac. Jeff can't even contain himself. 

While Jeff was squirting me in the face with a leftover squirt gun from our war with the boys, a BEAR snuck up behind me. LITERALLY A BEAR. This dog was humungous. Jeff ran into the house like a little girl and I followed.  The bear/lion/dog had seen us and came to the front door, he looked nice....Enough.

I tried many times to get out the door but Jeff refused to let me out. I guess he likes me or something lol. 

I decided to bring a large stick and face the beast. The nicest beast ever.